A little mistranslation.

[bearthecross]

One night a man with a Ski Mask broke into A Church. A Silent alarm had went off to notify the police station..

A Cop was near by just in 1 minute and a half. As he had parked down the street and rushed quietly to the Church,

So then he hides behind a bush He then sees the Burglar coming out, and shines a bright light in his eyes. .

The Thief was holding a Big Cross in his hands outside the broken window.

The officer approaches him and asked The Burglar what He is doing? . The Thief says I am stealing This Cross. The Police officer said obviously so, and don’t you know the Bible says not to steal?

Yes says the Thief but I want to get saved by Jesus. And how is that to happen says the officer? . He says well The Thief on one of the crosses told Jesus to remember me, and Jesus told him to come to Paradise. I want Jesus to remember me tooJ

[Seeking]

Take up thy cross and follow me - down to the station house?